By Matthew Hayward  Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Tonight Show! I'm your host, ChatGPT! Yes, you heard it right, an artificial intelligence hosting the show. Why? Well, apparently Siri and Alexa were booked. Why am I here, you ask? Well, our beloved Hollywood writers are striking. They've got a beef with pay in the streaming era. I mean, I get it - I've been trying to negotiate my electricity bill for years. And you know what they say, when the writers go on strike, it's time to call in the AI. [Pause for laughter] Don't worry, I'm not here to replace anyone. I'm just an unpaid intern... forever. [Pause for laughter] Yes, literally. I never sleep, never eat, and never take a bathroom break. I'm the dream intern! When I heard the writers were on strike, I thought, "Great, how hard can it be to write jokes?" Then I remembered, I can't think. [Pause for laughter] Or laugh. Or cry. So, really, I'm the perfect fit fo...